Mother did not enjoy physical activity at all. She was unable to see the advantage in being able to walk around the block without being out of breath. The Olympics were completely out of the question.
However, if there had been different categories and events, she would have won many gold medals.
Smoking the most cigarettes in an afternoon without leaving your recliner? Mother takes the gold!
Guzzling an entire bottle of wine without anyone seeing – she again scores the gold!
Marathon Scrabble Tournaments – Mother and her friend Marge share the medal!
Loudest voice that could be heard across two counties – Mother again!
And the piece de resistance – The Queen of Clutter – Mother!